Time for a Shortie

You must visit this new-to-me blog, Muskrat (sometimes I say things that are inappropriate), and read his post for today. It is so funny that I laughed hysterically. Loud enough to gain the 'beasts attention - which is close to impossible. I shouldn't say that. The boys perk up pretty easily if they hear/smell food.

You've got to read the post - which can be found here. Properly entitled, "Convevniently Omitted from the "What to Expect" Books: The Daughter Who Sings to Her Vagina". Maybe I found this post so funny because I can relate - both as a child whose mother could not keep clothes on her, and as a mother who has a child who strips the minute she walks in the door from school. (I thought that would end...but she still does it at 9 1/2.)

This post reminded me of something I've had on my computer for a long time. I received it as an email attachment, so some of you may have seen it. Even if you have, it's totally worth another look. I don't normally save email attachments...but some defy "normality". You'll understand when you watch it.

I will warn you, THIS IS AN ADULT VIDEO. You probably shouldn't watch it in front of your boss. Unless said boss is very understanding - and has a great sense of humor. And you definitely shouldn't watch it in front of your five year-old. Unless you're prepared for some very "uncomfortable" questions. Otherwise, watch and enjoy.

Enjoy your day off, America. (And everyone else, as well.)