Ugly Dog Flu, Swine Flu & Turning into a Wombat


I. AM. SO. SICK.

Is it UGLY DOG FLU??
 

Could it be SWINE FLU??

Or...Am I just turning into a WOMBAT??


Any of these is entirely plausible.

Whatever it is, I'm dying. Wait. I can only hope I'm dying.

Since I rarely go anywhere, I didn't just pick this up somewhere. No. I think it was a conspiracy. I think this is the way my children have planned to finally get rid of me.

Everything hurts. It's hard to type this post. But I wanted to let someone know, just in case this is it.


If I make it the next few hours, I'll be laying in bed, watching my favorite new shows. Have you checked out ABC's Wednesday night line-up? Hank (with Kelsey Grammar), In the Middle (Patricia Heaton), Modern Family (Ed O'Neill), and Cougar Town (Courtney Cox Arquette). Sadly, watching these shows is the high point of my week, sick or not. If you haven't seen any of them, you are under orders by the Queen to watch. Especially In the Middle. LOVE IT. Whether it's due to fantastic acting - or the strange way the three kids remind me of my three kids - this is a DO NOT MISS show. And I don't think I've said that since Ally McBeal.


Since I'm dying, you have to find the links yourself. Or not. I don't have enough energy to care. I just think you'll really enjoy these shows.


And that, my dear friends, is my final gift to you, in case whatever-this-is really does kill me. Just know you were loved enough for me to share my television-watching secrets with you.


Now get out of here before you get whatever-this-is. I'm also not doing any dropping today...I'm sorry. I just can't. And I don't want to infect anyone. But I really do love you.

xx (from afar),

7 Royal Responses:

PJ said...

so sorry that you are feeling like crap and hope you get over it soon.

Pixie said...

so sorry you are feeling so poorly. Hope you are better soon!

jude8753 said...

That is an ugly dog sure hope that's not what you have and I sure hope you feel better soon.

Angelika said...

Nooooooooo! You're not allowed to feel bad. I think I felt bad enough for the both of us last month, LOL.

I hope you get to feeling better ASAP.

I LOVE In the Middle. I just watched Modern Family for the first time today. I think I watched the pilot episode of Hank, but it conflicted with whatever else I tape on Wed @ 8 so it had to go.

Did Axle not remind your of our Evans in last week's "that's lame" episode, or what? LOL.

Emme Toaye said...

Sorry your feeling bad and hope you get better real soon. Take extra zink, lozenges are best and lots of vitamin C oh yes and put vick's vapor rub on your feet and keep them extra warm. If your not feeling well because of stress then write all your troubles on little slips of paper and put them in a little bag and place on or near the head of your bed so you won't take your troubles into your dreams with you at night and you'll sleep better too. Take care and get better!

One Creative Queen said...

@ Emme - I LOVE what you said. I'd heard of zinc and vit c - but Vick's Vapor Rub on your feet? I will definitely try that the next time the kids and/or I get sick. What a great idea!

I also love the idea of writing down my troubles on paper and putting them at the head of my bed. Why didn't I think of that?? Brilliant!

I just wonder how many truckloads of paper I'll need...

Thanks for the comment! :)

Colorado National Monument said...

I love dogs..... I have a golden retriever, i cant see them like this......

Prateek Panchal :(

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